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This story starts a long time ago in a galaxy called the milky way.
This was a hideous place, full of ugly rocks, gruesome slime, and orbs of exploding fire.
One day something bizarre and inexplicable shimmered in the cosmic night.

A dot, a speck, a twinkle of light glistening on the inky firmament.

And with each new dawn this dot grew imperceptibly larger and brighter until,
if you squinted your eyes, you could see that this was an intergalactic spaceship
glistening red and green as it falls towards the event horizon
of a nearby supermassive black hole.

The elephant man is peacefully asleep at the controls of his spaceship dreaming
about a mermaid with a dog’s lips, when he is rudely awoken by an insistent alarm.
Bleary eyed he peers through his head sack hole to see that he is in danger of
slipping over the event horizon of the previously black hole. He desperately flails at
the controls, but he can do nothing but smoke a cigarette and wait for the inevitable spaghettification.

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Dalmatian Rex and the Eigentones Leicester, UK

Dalmatian Rex and the Eigentones are Leicester's finest purveyor of weirdness since 1997. Their music is a combination of Paul Lunn’s of the wall lyrics backed by angular guitars and strange synths.

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