Shipping forecast issued by the gnu department of meteorology

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And now the shipping forecast issued by Greggs the Baker, on behalf of the Mesozoic Maritime and Gnu Department of Psychiatry, at 1725 UTC on Sunday 27th January 66 million years BC.

There are warnings of gales in Wigston Magna and Hedgehog.
The general synopsis at midday - Grumpy just west of Hedgehog 996 expected southeast Hedgehog 1005 by bedtime. Giggling pterodactyls expected Wigston Magna 1005 and southeast, Cat implosion 1007 by same time.

The area forecasts for the next 24 hours.
Bleakness, North Bumble bee - Westerly 4 or 5, but 6 at first in face, becoming perverted 3 or 4.
Moderate Herring showers. Mainly alcoholic. Lost contact lens hidden on ankle
South Bumble bee, East Chromosome - Northwesterly backing southwesterly 3 or 4, occasionally mutilated at first. Slight or moderate mitochondria. Bombinate rabidly
West Chromosome, Crimson weasel fetish – Spongey southerly 4 or 5, increasing 6.
Wonky effervescence. Avoid rambunctious anchovies
Weirdo, Swamp monster - Northwest backing south even downwards 4 or 5. Slight deformity.
Ethereal swamp gas, Fuzzy Jigsaw, Meteorite, Cat implosion - Potential robotic sea monster alert
Amoeba, Hairy Nostalgia - South 5 to 7, becoming cyclonic 4 or 5 later. Charismatic.
Rain then karmic showers, occasionally gravy
Microwave, Wormhole - South or southwest veering west or northwest 5 or 6. Despicable. Rain then more rain. Onomatopoeia
Ambiguous haircut (issued 0015 UTC) - North, backing northwest, 5 or 6. Moderate or dimpled, occasionally psychotic in southeast. Occasional vellichor
Wigston Magna - West becoming cyclonic 5 to 7, perhaps gale 8 later. Rough, very very curvy.
Rain or showers. Great, flamboyantly deformed slime mold.
South Wigston - South or southeast 5 to 7, becoming cyclonic 5 or 6 later. Quintessential yet hunky dory. Rain then no rain followed by rain and then no rain. Barnacles occasionally lactating.
Spinx - West veering northwest 5 to 7. Shooting laser beam from left eye, Showers. Diplodocus goosebumps
Orangutang-alang-ading-dong - Cyclonic, mainly westerly 5 or 6. Moderate bacteria. Rain then thundery owls. Fiasco Pyroclastic flows.
Axolotl - West veering northwest 5 or 6. Kaleidoscope. Thundery showers. Zombie rat aroma permeates the delicious xylophone.

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Dalmatian Rex and the Eigentones are Leicester's finest purveyor of weirdness since 1997. Their music is a combination of Paul Lunn’s of the wall lyrics backed by angular guitars and strange synths.

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